canadian jackhammer

A Canadian Jackhammer is when you are 69ing a girl while you (the male) are standing. When you are about to ejaculate, you drop her on her head.

We got pretty freaky last night. She ended up with a concussion after we tried that Canadian Jackhammer.

by Db9870 November 12, 2015

Candybag Jackhammer

Verb.
The sexual act of one person defecating into a condom and repeatedly hitting someone with said condom until it breaks.

Mike: Did you hear what happened to Steve?
John: No, what?
Mike: He was on ecstacy or something and some chick gave him a Candybag Jackhammer.
John: Jesus! What's wrong with him?!
Mike: The drugs.

by Jackass2012 July 27, 2011

Sicilian-Jackhammer

When a man is having oral performed on him while hes standing up, at the climax... he pulls out his cash and prizes and cocks back like hes ready to do a 360 and smacks his partner in the side of the face with his rock hard penis. (being during the climax the female may have the misfortune of having a steamy load shot through her hair and face)

He gave me whiplash from that sicilian-jackhammer last night, i still cant get all of the come out of my hair either...

by Julio Juan Carlos Ricardo Alejandro cruz November 25, 2007

Bohemian JackHammer

Cumming on a girl's face while zipplinning in mid air. Shaka-Brah!!

cumming on girl while ziplinning is Bohemian Jackhammer

by boogeemanzbrah October 4, 2013

Italian jackhammer

Participating in sexual intercourse with a man who is missing his legs while he is on top. Similar to the design of a gorilla tag character. This is fairly uncommon because most men have legs.

Since bob lost his legs, him and Veronica have been Italian jackhammering daily afterwards.

by Bongothebrute April 18, 2023

scandinavian jackhammer

When you wriggle your thighs from side to side to ease out a difficult bowel movement.

"Mate, that was a tricky shit. I had to drop the Scandinavian jackhammer."

by mikjoms July 29, 2017

Jihadi Jackhammer

(verb) Conducting the sexual performance of, as a male partner to a female counterpart, sawing off your consenting or non-consenting partner's head with a rusty, World War II-era bayonet/hacksaw, or any second-hand bladed instrument you can possibly acquire and use, and then aptly proceeding to violently and callously copulate with their severed head into the sand of a hot, dry Saudi desert until the surface of their cranium is no more visible.

A classic, culturally promiment coming-of-age ritual in the ranks of Citroën-sponsored cornershops and independent, small street businesses located in the general area of Bradford, Leeds, etc...

Muhammad : Aisha came home from work 5 minutes later yesterday night. I do firmly believe that a Jihadi Jackhammer is in order.

GP : Yes.

by zyklonbjorn April 4, 2021