1.) Someone gigantic and hairy
2.) Someone who spends most of their time alone
3.) Someone who can't get any girls
4.) Someone who tries to act cool even though their not
5.) Someone who watches too much TV
6.) Someone who will be a virgin forever
2.) Someone who spends most of their time alone
3.) Someone who can't get any girls
4.) Someone who tries to act cool even though their not
5.) Someone who watches too much TV
6.) Someone who will be a virgin forever
by L*M*A July 30, 2005
Get the Gumpmug. by Leslie the Lesbo December 11, 2015
Get the Gumpmug. "When you have a friend who is kinda slow and can't read and they live with their mom until they're thirty"
by Akalordprettycampos May 19, 2016
Get the Gumpmug. 
Get the gumpmug. by old pro February 4, 2008
Get the Gumpmug. Friend 1:Did you see that?
Friend 2: Ya man that boy put the gumps on
Friend 1:Yes I just won the race
Friend 2:Hey man where did you get those gumps?
Friend 2: Ya man that boy put the gumps on
Friend 1:Yes I just won the race
Friend 2:Hey man where did you get those gumps?
by T-Free88 March 13, 2011
Get the The gumpsmug. Similar to the friend zone, where one person (usually a woman) keeps a member of the opposite sex available as a safety net for a potential future relationship, a fallback to provide for the person and/or their children in case the prospects for a better relationship all fall through (ie better looking, more money).
The term is inspired by the movie Forrest Gump, where the character Jenny Curran went through all her relationship options and eventually contracted HIV/AIDS. After she realizes she's dying and has no other options open, she finally returns to Forrest Gump, a man with diminished mental capacity and great wealth who has always loved her, in order for him to care and provide for her and her son, claiming Forrest is the father. She also potentially infected Forrest with the virus after they were married, since so little was known about it at the time.
The term is inspired by the movie Forrest Gump, where the character Jenny Curran went through all her relationship options and eventually contracted HIV/AIDS. After she realizes she's dying and has no other options open, she finally returns to Forrest Gump, a man with diminished mental capacity and great wealth who has always loved her, in order for him to care and provide for her and her son, claiming Forrest is the father. She also potentially infected Forrest with the virus after they were married, since so little was known about it at the time.
by JakkFrost May 11, 2017
Get the gump zonemug.