Dirty Goomba

During intercourse, the top will stomp on a piece of shit (does not matter if it is their’s or not) and then the bottom will lick it off their toes.

Me and Barbara did the Dirty Goomba last night. It was awful.

by Goomba0407 September 7, 2021

Somebody has to be the goombas

When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out

John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas

by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020

Goomba

A slang term for a weak underling or minion, originating from the Super Mario enemy of the same name.

Go send a couple goombas to take care of it.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Goomba

Goomba. A Mario character. if you’re wanting to know what a “Goomba” with an “h” is DO NOT SEARCH IT

Mario stomped on a ‘Goomba’

by Mario number #1 August 11, 2022

Goomba

A worthless piece of shit person, only good for getting stomped on / kicked or hit with shit.

"Yeah, you're friends a useless fucking goomba who keeps dodging his child support payments."

by Brendan Preemdarts June 16, 2025

Goomba

A thick woman of color.

“Damn that girl is hot! Just gotta stomp out that Goomba first.” “Nah man, I’ll take her. You know I love Goombas!”

by chefdatboyardee December 2, 2024

goomba mario potato

famous man who is the creator of all joy and happiness on this planet as thou named earth

Person: hey do you like goomba mario potato
goomba mario potato: i

by mokosawh June 2, 2024