Epstein

didn't kill himself. Nor was he murdered, he's still alive and living in various countries, like Israel or the United States.

Guy 1: Dude I saw Epstein at walmart!
Guy 2: Epstein's dead, dipshit.
Guy 1: I swear to god I saw Epstein dude!

by France Is Terrible February 2, 2026

Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom

The ballroom that Donald Trump keeps bragging about he's building at the White House.

"I can't wait until the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom is finally open!"

by ShigShug February 4, 2026

Epstein

A gathering so catastrophically massive and morally corrosive it acts as political kryptonite. Attendance alone destabilizes empires. Reserved for the wealthiest and most powerful. It represents the apex of elite debauchery, where money, influence and impunity briefly convince everyone they’re untouchable. The aftermath is never immediate but always total: careers evaporate, reputations implode, allies vanish, records get sealed and once-invincible figures suddenly “withdraw from public life.” The price of entry is your soul; the exit fee is your credibility, your future, and sometimes your life. No photos exist, no one remembers clearly and everyone insists they left early. History does not forget.

Brooo I’m throwing an Epstein at my parents’ crib this weekend, no cap. It’s gonna be a W 🔥

by ThisWillAgeBadly February 5, 2026

colder than Epstein in a quarter zip

Used when something is "tuff" or cool

Person 1: Yo you see that album wifebeater73 dropped?

Person 2: yeah that shit colder than Epstein in a quarter zip

by kirkinatir February 13, 2026

Epstein

To search the Epstein files to see if your in them

I’m going to Epstein your name then we’ll all find out

by [e-mail] February 14, 2026

Epstein Class

Definition 01:
The innermost, parasitic mold at the core of the American Empire. It commands—and is to some degree composed of—the elites and those in government. It pervades the empire at every level, operating as the ultimate, insulated layer of controlling interests, existing beyond any system of imperial or international justice.

Definition 02:
The Trichey

“You think they are on your side? Nah, they're just members of the Epstein Class and want to visit the island next week.

by FluidHistory February 15, 2026

Epstein Administration

A term coined by Congressional Rep. Thomas Massie from Kentucky to describe the corrupt and incompetent Trump White House staff.

Diaper Donald has loaded his cabinet with douchebags who, like him, were cronies of Jeffrey Epstein, RIP. It’s become the Epstein Administration.

by LaughingAloud February 15, 2026