One participant is sitting on the upper deck of a Toto Toilet while your partner is sitting on the lower deck; with the seat warmer on and the water blasting against their genitals. The upper decker is receiving Fellatio while both parties are passing a Cleveland steamer.
Guy 1: Gawd! Julia is such a basic bitch, i cannot stand her.
Guy 2: Sure, but at least her parents are rich enough to afford a Toto Toilet.
Guy 1: So?
Guy 2: She totally gave me a Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin
Guy 1: Legendary!
Guy 2: Sure, but at least her parents are rich enough to afford a Toto Toilet.
Guy 1: So?
Guy 2: She totally gave me a Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin
Guy 1: Legendary!
by Throbbin-Rockin-Rod January 24, 2018
Get the Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkinmug. The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.
Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!
by Dr. Heinz Doof August 29, 2021
Get the kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin suprememug. The act of two people pooping on the same toilet at the same time.
Typically, this requires one person to sit on the toilet seat like normal, and the other person to sit on the lap of the first person, using their legs as a typical toilet seat and aiming for the whole between said legs.
Typically, this requires one person to sit on the toilet seat like normal, and the other person to sit on the lap of the first person, using their legs as a typical toilet seat and aiming for the whole between said legs.
“There is nothing gay about a Galveston double decker”
“It was an emergency, and there was only one toilet available, so we pulled off a Galveston double decker”
“It was an emergency, and there was only one toilet available, so we pulled off a Galveston double decker”
by HankFinkle January 18, 2024
Get the Galveston Double Deckermug. Guy 1: Dude I just took a Double Decker!
Guy 2: Aw no way man, right in the hotel bathroom! Right on!
Guy 2: Aw no way man, right in the hotel bathroom! Right on!
by Triangle smacker December 29, 2019
Get the Double Deckermug. by whycan'tibeblank March 29, 2009
Get the double deckermug. U do this to a girl u hate when ur about to climax shove her over and the jizz in ur hand and when she tries to get up shove the jizz in her nose and run away it is called this because u humiliate her twice
by Hoddy toddy June 19, 2014
Get the Double deckermug. A Double Decker is the action of one removing the top of a toilet, and proceeding to take the actual fastest shit in the top toilet, and leaving it floating like the fucking Titanic.
Double Decker are usually meant to either torment or assert dominance by defecating inside of the toilet.
Double Decker are usually meant to either torment or assert dominance by defecating inside of the toilet.
My friend always asks to use the bathroom, every-time I say “ Don’t shit in the top of my toilet”.
Then he says “I’m not going to”.
Then he Double Deckers me, and I find it a week later because my bathroom develops the most malevolent smell.
Then he says “I’m not going to”.
Then he Double Deckers me, and I find it a week later because my bathroom develops the most malevolent smell.
by Djent Bro! April 5, 2022
Get the Double Deckermug.