Dog

A person that ditches his friends for other things.

"Screw hangingout with my mates, im going to dog them and go have bum sex with that pedofile from pizza hut"

by Anonymous Chinese Person March 31, 2008

Dog

Deffinitly not a cat
or the chavish way "what up dogggggg" URRR cringe

Ben: Dude whats that? (pointing)
Dean: Well its not a cat

dog

by So.Lickme October 25, 2007

Dog

A largified rat that eats your face off.

Guy off the street: Where did Bob go?
Jesus: that fat rat over there ate him
Guy off the street: good
Dog: woof woof I need a poo
Jesus: I want a curry

by Bongo cat in a wheelchair December 17, 2018

DOG

A word used to point out the obvious in situations when people ask a stupid question, and the answer is right in front of their eyes. Founded while playing EQ2 and annoying kid was asking stupid questions if that was truly a dog or not.

Random GNN kid: "Is that a dog? Is that a dog? IS THAT A DOG?"
Robbie + Henry: "NO ITS A DOG"!!!!!

by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008

A dog

A cheater (male)

Sally: My boyfriend slept with Rebecca last night! Ugh he is such a dog i’m dumping him!

by Penelopenis January 19, 2019

dog

the pet that "licks" the peanut butter off your wife when your not there

dog

by big_joe13 June 5, 2009

Dog

A word used to point out the obvious in situations when people ask a stupid question, and the answer is right in front of their eyes. Founded while playing EQ2 and annoying kid was asking stupid questions if that was truly a dog or not.

Random GNN kid: "Is that a dog? Is that a dog? IS THAT A DOG?"
Robbie + Henry: "NO ITS A DOG"!!!!!

by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008