a state in southwest usa, where it's illegal to penetrate your wifes rectum consensually
husband: hey i wanna fuck you in the ass tonight
wife: in the state of texas its illegal
husband: are you serious? fuck that lets move back to cali
the pet that "licks" the peanut butter off your wife when your not there
was some jew who got killed by other jews for speaking blasphemy. he then was reincarnated as a man name Adolf hitler and killed 6 million jews to get back at them for what they did to him in the past life.
kid: hey who is jesus?
kid2: oh some guy who was killed by jews 2000 years ago because he was trying to spread peace. he then was reincarnated as adolf hitler and killed 6 million jews to get at them back.
kid: oh.... heh looks like he got the last laugh.
is another word for anal sex between men
gay guy: wanna go russia on each other?
gay guy2: yeah i love getting russianed
A place were jews aren't allowed.
Jew: hi what is this place
German dude: Germany
Jew: can i come in?