Knife in the anus

A term that can be used not only instead of the term 'pain in the ass' but also to produce much more vivid imagery than pain in the ass.

by simply visualising a knife in an anus, a person would tend to administer a feeling of distaste, thus rendering this term useful

A: How did you get fined man?
B: I had my feet on the seats of the train and got fined $175 by some shitty cops.

A: Now that's a knife in the anus.

by krasbot2 July 12, 2010

bread knife

rythming slang for wife

the bread knife gave me an evil stare last night after I asked could I search her box. She thought I asked could I do her stick my cock in her ass...she nearly stabbed me

ps thats is what I meant though

by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

Knife Rape

Knife raping is when you get a knife and stab ya boi so much it's like your raping 'em.

Arnold Clock knife raped his wife.

by Bepsei March 26, 2018

mack the knife

1. A London folk-hero of the 1700's, a robin hood type of fellow.
2. The newspaper name of a Detroit mob enforcer.
3. A swinging song by Bobby Darin
4. To put on a condom (from mackintosh). Also called mack the badger.

1. "Look, up in the sky! Its Mack the Knife!"-lowly peasant
2. "MACK THE KNIFE STRIKES AGAIN"- lowly tabloid
3. "Look out, oh macky's baack!"-lowly karaoke fan
3. "Are going to mack that knife, or am I going to have to do it for you"-lady about to go lowly

by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006

fork knife

Fortnite for Twitter people

“Me pretending to know how to play fork knife to impress some guy”

by icryucry June 1, 2018

Mexican knife

A broken bottle used as a stabbing weapon

Bob cheated with Steve's whore wife, so Steve stabbed Bob with a Mexican Knife

by TVA December 9, 2008

Knife Hit

The fun method of using a propane torch, heating up two knives and using those knives to smoke marijuana or whatever you want to smoke, often using something to capture the smoke in while you inhale (this this is called the hooter, the cheap way is just cutting a pop/ water bottle in half).

Originally thought up in the 60's I believe, and later used for crack/ meth heads as an alternative of using a vaporizer or a pipe.

I could could for some knife hits right about now.

by Jakra December 8, 2004