hispanic desserts

Desserts that look bad, taste good but come out bad, because what type of Hispanic food doesn't go well with your stomach?

Caleb: hey man I just had some Hispanic desserts, they were amazing
Fergus: I feel sorry for your toilet

by defectedlance August 18, 2017

The 3 course dessert

When you put chocolate fudge on your dick and peanut butter on your balls to have your girl suck the fudge off while your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls. Then for the 3rd course you put whipped cream on your ass hole for an assouffle.

My friends asked me why my girlfriend looked bloated last night. So I told them that I gave her the 3 course dessert before bed.

by Mountain.greywolf April 9, 2021

Tibetan Dessert

The act of ejaculating inside the asshole of your partner and then slurping out the semen.

Man Tenille Townes gave me the best Tibetan Dessert last night.

by Krinkler September 15, 2020

Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014

dessert shadows

Bad or evil spirits that you see in the night. Bad spirits in the darkness. Evil spirits. Supernatural spirits haunting you wherever you go.

Gotta watch out for the dessert shadows. I need to take shelter from the dessert shadows.

by Bentonparkwest April 23, 2023

Dessert Time Bomb

When you cream-pie a woman anally, and you are waiting for her squat over your chest and take a shit.

Cameron came in her asshole, and patiently waited for his dessert time bomb.

by Westridge Boyz October 19, 2025

dessert gravy

chocolate sauce, caramel sauce. A gravy for dessert items, mainly ice cream.

"Yo lemme get some dessert gravy on my sundae."

by HypeMane June 8, 2017