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Thanos

Captin America: Yoooo Thanos has that long behind spaghetti chin ‼️
Iron Man: That’s definitely Thanos man
by UrMomGay_13 April 27, 2019
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A purple nigga just tryna ice out his glove
Person 1: Damn Thanos really killed Gamora for the soul stone!
Person 2: Yeah, but that’s what it takes for the finest ice.
by Am3ricanSniper April 29, 2019
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A big grape with a shiny mit that has a shiny rock collection
oh Shit is a a big grape, oh wait its Thanos
by Bob12389 April 30, 2019
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Thanos is a big, purple raisin who enjoys collecting shiny rocks for his rock collection. Thanos is, in no way whatsoever dangerous, as he just wants to kill half the universe with his rock collection. He plans to do this by collecting enough rocks, and killing half the universe. He is so keen to do this, he even sacrifices his own midget grape, whom he kidnapped from her parents, in the process.
Thanos likes shiny rocks.... ALOT!!!
by Aura Kaze May 1, 2019
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An old man who stayed in the tub too long and turned into an actual raisin who wanted to make cookies and so he put on his oven sparkly oven mitt.
"Look I see a raisin in space with an oven mitt!"
"It must be Thanos! Make sure when you run you run slowly, kids, so that we aren't going too fast for the old man."
by TeeheeUsuck May 2, 2019
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A big, purple grape that has been mixed with a prune. He loves to collect rocks and put them in his mitten. He shows them to his friends and then plays hide and seek with half of them.
Thanos has a nice mitten.
by BiggerChungus69 May 2, 2019
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Big grape man with oven mitt and stone collection. Bullied by "superheros". Snaps away 50% of his problems.
by Jittnix Gamer May 3, 2019
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