Eastern Tech

A school that's so completely overrated. Everyone in middle school wants to go there and act like getting in determines the fate of your life. The people that got in just assume they are better than you (I would know, I am one). But the entry test was literally about basic 6th grade geometry so you'll pass if you're not too white or too black. despite what people say, it's only a little bit more workload. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE has at least a few friends. Cliques? Hell yeah. Sluts/Jocks, Ghetto/Rachet, Smart, AP, Non AP, and probably the biggest one, filipinos. Jesus Christ might as well put a jollibee in this bitch. You will likely date a a Filipino, but it's ok, they are fine as fuck. You may have trouble finding your clique, but you'll get there, and may even fall into a couple. Teachers are assholes, no matter what you've heard. To teachers, if you're not in AP, you will be homeless. Rarely any fights, the people that talk shit are too white to do anything else. If you make a name for yourself, you will thrive. Pick your friends wisely, and just a heads up, Asian friends are the best. Oh yeah, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL. Want to try out for the soccer team? You'll probably get in, which means nothing though. No teacher or principle or guidance counselor will understand your problems, which is why I put even more emphasis on making good friends. The magnets are pretty ok, but unless you do IT or engineering, you mean nothing. Good luck!

Kid 1: you go to eastern tech?

Kid 2: yeah
Kid 1: I'm so sorry. But also, fuck you.

by Probably smarter than you August 5, 2017

Teacher humor

Jokes or remarks relating to a teacher's subject or material, that usually only the teacher finds funny. When the teacher is awkwardly laughing into silence, you know that she has used teacher humor.

Teacher: Today we will be studying pi! Not, not cherry pie! (laughs)

Students: ...

Teacher humor.

by glassjawx November 12, 2010

Shitty Teacher

1. Consumes 4 liters of Mt. Dew per day.
2. Gets wtfpwned by any intelligent question.
3. Cannot tell the difference between white tic tacs and narcotics
4. Tells stupid ass jokes.

That sure is a shitty teacher!

by Killinmesmalzz January 13, 2009

Vegan Teacher

To put it simple, a degenerate that forces her dog to be vegan and she also is *extremely* rude

The Vegan Teacher hates Tommyinnit's fans

by Epic Feats January 28, 2021

Tech Hall

your typical ,weird socially awkward nerds typically at universities or high school that walk around with no shoes , don't shower and usually hang around and play Pokemon. they travel in clans usually distinctly recognizable by their wacky hair. some schools have a "hall" full of these creatures. don't get too close to their territory or they WILL bite- or shoot you with nerf guns.

popular, pretty girl:I literally just witnessed two tech halls talk about how they don't shower for 20 minutes
Other pretty popular girl: omg im so sorry you were exposed to thoses tech halls.

by nontechhall March 13, 2019

Tech Week

Tech Week more like Death Week. ☠️ Lots of coffee, failing grades, angry directors, everyone’s favorite tech crew screaming at you about props, parts of the set falling on you in the middle of a scene, security coming after you during class the next day, your costume ripping, the microphones working, trashy food, angry directors, group chats, tears being shed, the vending machines being sold out and everyone getting on each other’s nerves! Can’t wait until tech week!

Doctor: “ So what brings you to the ER today?”
Theater Kid: “ I was beaten up by the props manager for touching a prop that wasn’t mine during tech week.” or “ A large metal gate fell on top of me during tech rehearsal today.

by TheaterKid07 November 20, 2019

Gym Teacher's Grandma

The most powerful thing known to man.

Gym Teacher: "My grandma could run faster, lift more, and do anything better than you."
Gym Teacher's Grandma is STRONG

by jackman returns August 22, 2019