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A Teddy Roosevelt

An alcoholic beverage that consists of a beer, a shot of vodka, a shot of whiskey, a shot of rum and crushed adderal all mixed into a beer bong.
by tripsaplenty May 23, 2011
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teddy dick

When ever the pubic hair is so long it is covering the penis.
Jake had a teddy dick but as soon as he realized, he shaved.
by collmen188 February 18, 2015
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Teddy Ruxpin

Animatronic toy from the 80s made by Worlds of Wonder. Plays special animated cassette tapes in his back. Can be paired with another animatronic toy named Grubby, who is an octopede. Teddy Ruxpin is very nice and loves to go on adventures with his friends all of Grundo!
Hey, i heard you just got a Teddy Ruxpin off of eBay
by Sidewalk Surfboard May 26, 2019
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Teddy Fresh

Clothing company created by Hila and Ethan Klein (h3h3productions) in 2018

Known for their quirky and colorful designs Teddy Fresh has quickly established itself as the clothing company for creative and comfy clothes.
Person 1: Duude, have you seen the new collection from Teddy Fresh?
Person 2: Yeah, it was awesome! Hila is so good at designing clothes!
by Egoraptosaurus October 4, 2019
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Teddy Steamer

Is where you put gloves on your hands, take a poop on a girls face, and punch her in the nose, hoping to smash it on her face.
If you act up, i'll have to pull a Teddy Steamer on you.
by Lscott August 20, 2011
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Teddy Bear

Someone you sleep with but don't have sex with.

Someone you sleep with just for the comfort of having another person in your bed.

A person in replacement of the stuffed animal.
He takes comfort in holding his teddy bear and hearing her heart beat at night.
by GameGoddess777 December 2, 2010
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Teddy Simp

A type of person named teddy that gets cucked by women constantly and fails to kiss them at least 4 times
me:teddy go kiss anna you have wanted to for so long
teddy: hugs her
me:teddy simp
by Notepicsimplol January 22, 2020
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