tarkin

A complete homosexual or gay

Oh man look at that guy, he is so tarkin

by Vnmbrck April 15, 2015

Tarkov

The funky ass smell of a bathroom after somebody blows it up while smoking a cigarette.

Holy fuck it smells like a Tarkov in here. Did you smoke in my house again ? You fucktard

by RattingMofo August 5, 2021

Escape From Tarkov

Escape From Tarkov is a garbage unrealistic fps game that will leave you shitting bricks because of the excessive occurrence of big men loaded with a shit ton of armor and guns such as a slick, exfil, or altyn.

Van Halen: Hey want to play Escape From Tarkov?
Jimi Hendrix: Nah, I don't feel like getting my legs demolished by a ks23m!

by Ur mother's touch November 28, 2021

twark

New England slang.

Irks or annoys in a an unsettling manner.

Seeing JarJar didn't die twarks me

by Davin Penn July 11, 2007

Tark

1) A flacid penis.
B) An Indian who acts white.

1) Dude, I just saw Hillary Clinton on tv. Now I'm tark.

B) Did you see that tark at the Nine-eleven?

by Flacid Mcpenis March 10, 2008

tark

someone who is very very dark, as in, as dark as tar. tark.

pronunciation: dd-ar-kuh.

do you know why my email name is tarkman?

because you're tark, like the color of tar?

by ease your feet into the sea June 15, 2008

Tarkio, Missouri

A small, spithole town inbetween the slightly bigger spithole town of Maryville and Nebraska. Many hicksters (hicks who think they're hipsters) who are wannabe Maryvillians. Meaning, they are assholes who treat anyone who doesn't fit in their little Maryvillite Fan Club world like the cow pie in their daddy's field; you also cannot tell the girls from the boys; the girls dress/act like dudes and the dudes act like wussy little gossip queens. Well, unless the girls decide to contradict themselves the next day by putting on clothes so tight and makeup so orange they resemble the Jersey Shore cast. All in all, it's a wonderful little paradise to raise your children and grow your soybeans.

"Whoa, look at her, she's like, not wearing sweatpants and walking as if she has a pole stuck up her vag, she is just so not Tarkio, Missouri material."

"What a freak. Let's diss her by making fun of her lack of balls."

"Okay! And then we can go makeout with our cousins in the bathroom!"
-Tarkio Missouri (specifically THS; Tarkio High School)

by guacamolegirl August 28, 2012