taser shots

Taking a shot of alcohol while getting tasered in any part of the body.

I was so fucked up last night at the party, I started taking taser shots.

by Shane Haught January 19, 2009

taser shot

Drinking a shot before getting tasered.

Dude, last night I had a taser shot and I'm still bruised from it.

by ChaoticHavok January 30, 2009

Taseen

The male definition. A good looking guy. Has a good heart but people will misunderstand him. Can be religious at times but will do anything for those he loves. A friend everyone needs but doesn’t know they need.

I wish I knew taseen

by asfax618 November 23, 2021

taser

a double handed version of the shocker where the thumbs are pointed up for clitoral stimulation, the index and middle finger are vaginally inserted, the ring fingers are clasped together for stability and both pinkeys are inserted into the anus.

After I stretched her out with the shocker, I surprised her by administering the taser with both hands.

by Madison J October 18, 2003

tasery

the action of tasing

Tom Jones did not calm down so he resulted in tasery to subdue Steven Seagal.

by Tasery December 2, 2010

The Taser

A relative of The Shocker, The Taser is reserved for particularly small wives or girlfriends. It is executed using only the inner three fingers, keeping your ring finger separate from the other two.

Tom: Man, Susan is so tiny I had to use The Taser on her.

Bob: Score!!

by TheKillerFrisbee August 11, 2009

Mexican Stomping Tasels

The offical "titie tasel" of eastern Massachusetts, used commonly in schools during break time and used often in Boston for important buisness meetings. Made in Mexico and only sold in Eastern Massachusetts.

John: "Hey Marty, did you bring your Mexican Stomping Tasels for this interview?"

Marty:"O shit, looks like im fucked"

by NickwiththeTasels January 18, 2009