bamboo taker

A person who enjoys large bamboos up the anus and ejaculates from it

Julia: Omg Matthew all of my bamboo are gone
Matthew: I think it’s them damn Bamboo takers them fellers are weird

by CKKD October 17, 2022

the jazz taker

The type of person who is very knowledgeable of jazz music.

The jazz taker was able to describe all different eras of modern jazz music.

by Dr. Hendo June 26, 2025

Taiwanese tip taker

the art of tip taking in ancient Taiwan often done by a Jamaal or Fredrick goonbrug this art begin in 50.bc and was preformed by yanking of the tip of rapists or pedos when they pulled on it until it came off or the art can be done in a pleasurable way such as when giving Blumkin or gooning with my bros

last night my friend did the Taiwanese tip taker on me to skibadi tolet

by poopygooner69 December 7, 2024

reckless risk taker

Somebody who walks on a branch.

You're a reckless risk taker!

by xdr5t3evq3q April 23, 2025

TAKER (MOOCHER)

A taker is any individual that is part of the 47% of Americans who pay zero federal income taxes...and then votes over and over for the party that is most likely to increase taxes (ie. take even more earned property) on the 53% who DO pay federal income taxes. These folks also do not have a hint of appreciation, or guilt in their hearts, rather they call you selfish if you don't agree to pay more, and give it to them. Of course this is all due to the King Enabler of Bad Behavior, the Federal Government...the gvmt is close to acheiving their goal (48.5% of all Americans now receive some kind of federal assistance), to have as many people rely on the government as possible. This same entity is the primary reason for the suffering that is happening, all other blame is marginal, and is not the source...in fact, sometimes one may think the it's intentional.

Yeah, I know, sucks Billy is a Taker (Moocher), it's sad...not sure if he realizes that his behavior is rather embarrassing and certainly not a tentant of any anything moral. Maybe some day he will contribute something to society, instead of being a net negative overall to society, all the while he continues blaming others for his bad behavior and his position in life.

by ...what's not fair to you? October 8, 2011

Taker's Dozen

A term for a group of 11 things
A dozen, if you take one away

Mike said he was bringing two six packs to the party, but he showed up with a Taker's Dozen: he drank one on the way

by anonymous July 9, 2022

Test taker's remorse

The feeling you get after you take a test or quiz and realize you made some costly mistakes.

I suffered from a nasty bout of test taker's remorse after that Calculus quiz.

by Cummy worm June 8, 2016