Dog Toffee

Dog crap. Usually left in the middle of a woodland path. This flavour can only be achieved by feeding the canine epoxy putty for 3 weeks prior to bowel evacuation. Usually impossible to remove from a tyre.

Crap! Which bastard left that dog toffee there?

by Yak December 12, 2003

tafbefasa

A made-up abbreviation that stands for "totally awesome fabulous bestest ever friend and so awesomeness!"

Alice: Bella, my best friend! How are you?
Bella: I'm not your best friend...I'm your tafbefasa!!

by Ninja Emmett March 30, 2008

tuffenuff

Someone who cant run a street racing event to save their life. Also likes to throw his 7.70s blown alcohol car at 12 second cars. Then say they "Have nothing for him." and is scared to spot someone out for a fair race. Also has a tendancy to have his balls shrivel up when offered a race against a car of his same calibur.

Im tuffenuff my blown alcohol car will run your cam only LS1 heads up. Oh you need spots? Shutup you have nothing for me. Im gonna go watch my event fail cause i talk to much crap to the people attending my event.

by 1QuickBird January 21, 2007

taeffected

an amazing kpop stan on tiktok ,with funny humor, and they have almost 18K in followers/fans and is very active! They’re really nice!

someone: Omg do you know taeffected on Tiktok?!

Another person: Yes I do! I follow them!

by chuustan December 25, 2020

Taff

Sexual act of stimulating the female genitals with the tongue.

Word was coined from a Ghanaian slang, Tafrisky, which means “cunnilingus”.

After the taff she got last night, Sandra can’t stop thinking about Klinsman.

by MaxTheDreaded August 19, 2020

tafe

a) An alternative for University - often seen as being second-rate or as an easy option
b) A term used to describe somebody who is failing, screwing up their life or who has just done something stupid/dopey hence They are Tafe or second-rate

a) "No wonder Mrs D is a rubbish Teacher - she did her teaching course at TAFE not uni"

b) Tim: Did you do that history assignment Tommy?
Tom: Nah man, i forgot
Tim: Thats just TAFE mate

Chris: You gonna bother doing your project Ollie?
Ollie: Maybe but only if i can be bothered.
Chris: Mate you know where your going.
Ollie: Where? wtf
Chris: TAFE!!!!!!!!!!

"Does John go to school any more?"
"Nah hes tafing it, he dropped out"

Ben: Shit man have you seen my bag, i think i've lost it
Tim: Man are you stupid, its right next to you
Ben: Oh..yeah hahaha
Tim: Mate your just Pure tafe

by Rimmomg August 23, 2007

Ass Taffy

The sticky feeling in your ass after you have just wiped.

After I was finished taking a shit, I wiped my ass thoroughly, but still had the feeling of ass taffy.

by Arnold B. Wally March 11, 2008