troll

n: a resident of the lower pennisula of Michigan; one who lives under the Mackinaw Bridge, which connects the two pennisulas.

Antonym of: "Yooper," which is a resident of the upper pennisula- or "U.P"- of Michigan.
"Are you a Yooper?"
"No, I was born in a Detroit: I'm a troll."
by brindlescruff January 28, 2005
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Trolling

v. To be under the influence of both LSD and Ecstasy;
This word is made from tripping and rolling.

See candyflipping
"It was great trolling with you last night."
by callinghome November 02, 2004
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Troll

Basically, if you're an idiot, they're the people on the internet that try to aggravate you. This mostly happens to Justin Bieber fans, horny girls and guys on omegle, and idiots in general. Either that, or the troll just has too much time on their hands and trolls any random person for shits and giggles.
Stranger: m/20/california surfer with ton of tattoos, willing to share pics.

Troll: Cool story bro.

*your conversational partner has disconnected**
by Mommy Dearestt September 21, 2010
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When someone is so horrible at Beer Pong, and misses every shot in their last game. They must sit under the table for the entire next game.
Dude you fucking suck at this game! You just trolled yourself.
by Bondomination April 11, 2009
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Trolling

Is completely pointless.
"Dude I've been trolling this guy like ALL DAY."
"So you've wasted your entire day. Nice job dickwad"
by Junkie Crack Pipe February 02, 2010
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1) A person who posts provocative messages for his own amusement
2) A person who demands to figure out the mechanism of magnets

For more information please visit www.lemonparty.org
Troll: Hey, say Alpha Kenny Body out loud
Victim: Alpha Kenny Body... HEY!!! WAIT!!!! FUUUUUUUU!!!
by Nat-allica April 17, 2011
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trolling

When ones phsycological state and disconnections with other humans makes it acceptable to invoke a response from someone via the internet, typically with an emphasis on (one of the following)

a. trying to assert ones dominance over the other
b. attempting at ones very best to gain attention

This person is typically the individual in which has little, or no friends and doesn't know much about compassion. You can also get the rare troller, whom doesn't fit any of these categories, and does it just for fun. The way to distinguish them is to pay attention to their trolling habits and how they communicate with other people. If you notice an extreme emphasis on either a or b(above) than you've got yourself someone with little or no knowledge on how to have a correct encounter with another human being.

You can never really find a troll in real-life, or if you do it'll be in the drive through or he'll be getting picked up by a relative(as he doesn't drive.) Most trolls prefer to reside in their place of trolling, typically a basement with a internet connection.(Any isolated environment from other humans.)
No example can correctly pin-point the disease of the Troll.

If you're looking this up, for whatever reason you decided to look this up; you've probably got a troll.(trolling)
by Jakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee January 12, 2012
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