Torturing the Porcelain

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.

I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.

by Beeb E. King October 20, 2014

Torture Apologist

A person who offers an argument in defense of the controversial practice of inflicting severe pain or suffering on someone as a punishment or in order to force them to do or say something.

The torture apologist provided insider knowledge to defend his views on the use of torture on prisoners to obtain valuable information.

by camwilcox November 25, 2020

suicide torture

To repeatedly threaten suicide as a means of mental warfare against family and loved ones to manipulate them to feel sorry for you.

After months of suicide torture from my Dad and finally told him to do it or shut up.

by Jeep_James May 23, 2022

unending torture

Twilight Breaking Dawn: part one

"I had to sit through that unending torture the other night."

"Let me guess. Twilight Breaking Dawn part one?"

by ShadowMatt November 23, 2011

bread torture

a style of torture where you spam misspelt versions of the word bread in discord group chats.

<Jake> Hey guys how are you doing?
<Emily> baBRD
<Mike> RBAEDB
<Emily> brAED
<Mike> baRBaE
<Emily> BAREfF
<Jake> wtf this is bread torture

by waffle___ April 9, 2021

urethra torture

where u torture a deserving man’s (heath) urethra

“i’m gonna stick those coins thru ur urethra and out ur ass.” “ah i love urethra torture”

by TheTrendyPotato April 26, 2023

Comedic Torture

When a situation is so cringey it ends up being funny.

"Hey do you whats funny about you being indigineous?"

"What?"

*Awkwardly long time amount of silence*

"So am I"

"Dude that was comedic torture"

by BennyBigBoi August 4, 2019