To Tom Brady a bitch

To choose your passion, career, or personal ambition over your romantic relationship or family life—often with a touch of guilt, swagger, or unapologetic focus.

I didn’t want to miss my big audition, so I had to Tom Brady a bitch and skip our anniversary dinner.”

by Vane April 29, 2025

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When someone shoots you in the balls and then you start shitting

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by iminhellplshelpahhh October 31, 2024

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As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.

Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.

by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022

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