Toddlers reasoning is when two or more people go way out of hand just to win a fight/roleplay to where everything goes to nonsense and very annoying
Kid 1: hah I've got you with this laser gun
Kid 2: well I've got a force field
Kid 1: well these are force field breaking lasers
Kid 2: well I have a force field that resists against force field breaking lasers
KID 1: well I have a sword that breaks force field breaking laser resistant force fields
I step in
Me: stop using toddler's reasoning
Kid 1: why should I
Me: because it's annoying
Kid 2: well I've got a force field
Kid 1: well these are force field breaking lasers
Kid 2: well I have a force field that resists against force field breaking lasers
KID 1: well I have a sword that breaks force field breaking laser resistant force fields
I step in
Me: stop using toddler's reasoning
Kid 1: why should I
Me: because it's annoying
by Kollando May 8, 2018
Get the Toddler's reasoningmug. by Shdbebebd January 16, 2019
Get the Power hungry toddlermug. "You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021
Get the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'mug. by mcgdvdhsuwgdgx July 19, 2023
Get the toddlermug. A child around the age of 2-4 y/o that will probably ask you if you have games on your phone!We also love toddler,they are little humans!Some people find them cute,others find them annoying but I personally think that they arent that bad and I love toddlers!
by b4by_fl3abag August 15, 2021
Get the Toddlermug. by just_star July 29, 2022
Get the Toddlermug. 