Backup tissues

A box of backup tissues is allways held beside the pc of a streamer lucassott

Wait a second I'm going to get my backup tissues

by Illuminaattori69 October 25, 2018

Tissue Lad

A male friend who provides his heart-broken girl friend with tissues.

Oh dear, someone is crying . Get the girl a tissue lad.

by faemu March 19, 2016

warning tissue

These are facial tissues that are differently colored from the box's primary supply. They are located towards the end of the tissue box's lifespan. These serve as a warning to all users that the box's supply will soon run out and that it's time to purchase a new box of tissues.

"Dude, the next tissue isn't the same color!"
"Yeah, that's the warning tissue, you better get a new box! This one's almost out."

by AnotherAlternativeAnonymous October 18, 2012

Tissue Salut

To jerk off and wipe the cum with tissue, Fap session

That picture deserves 5 tissue salut.

by Brutalvandal August 5, 2011

Golden Tissue

The tissue that is used to clean the spunk after your first wank that you keep and cherish until you pass it down to your kids. This golden tissue will be passed down for generations to come keeping your legacy alive.

“Last week my Dad gave me his golden tissue, one day I will pass this down to my childeren”

by dWilfE January 1, 2019

Green Tissue

A slang term for a joint. Is mostly used if the joint's purpose was to drown ones sorrow but can be used in a standard sense.

"Damn bro my entire world went upside down after Lily cheated"

"Here bro take some of these Green Tissues it'll get ya mind off it man"

by epicbullet497 June 25, 2018

tissue bunnies

Tissue bunnies are the left over remnants of toilet paper particles that get trapped on the vulvar and vaginal areas after wiping.

"I'm enjoying cunnilingus on my wife, except for constantly having to spit out these tissue bunnies."

by TheGoddessCher May 24, 2015