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Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!
by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022
mugGet the Tinker Wanker Syndromemug.

tinkered

A word used by people who go on ski trips and bring the smallest amount of weed possible to described getting high.

Said with a hand gesture alike the gesture for getting wasted
Guys you ready to get tinkered on this trip *makes hand gesture with left hand while pulling out the tiniest amount of weed *
by Saaaaaa dude July 20, 2016
mugGet the tinkeredmug.

tinker

(noun) something small and bothersome, rubbish, which in turn also suggests something quite insignificant and worthless, about to be thrown away. When referring to persons, it is slightly depreciatory, used especially for inferior, impish, and incompetent persons. The noun is mainly used in Britain for mischievous children or irish gypsies, as well as small devilish beings with supernatural powers.
i feel like im being cursed by a tinker
by realanem900 June 7, 2023
mugGet the tinkermug.

Molly Tinkering

The act of protecting someone you’ve never met like you’ve known them for 20 years
‘Mate why are you Molly Tinkering her? You’ve only known her 5 minutes
by EkinSiuuuu July 14, 2022
mugGet the Molly Tinkeringmug.

goblin tinkerer

a shit that makes your weapons worse, also called little tgerd.
Guy 1: Oh shit!
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: The goblin tinkerer made my legendary zenith broken!
by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024
mugGet the goblin tinkerermug.

tinker hulk

A tiny but fierce person resembling tinkerbell such as blond hair and the anger of the hulk
Dang she just tinker hulked it
by Tallguy23 February 26, 2017
mugGet the tinker hulkmug.

rats tinkers darn

not caring about something.
"I don't give a rats tinkers darn what you do!"
by pleauism June 16, 2009
mugGet the rats tinkers darnmug.

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