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Blood of A Thousand Virgins

Blood from young women who have not yet participated in the horizontal mambo. To obtain this blood, you must either A) ask them politely to spare you some B) Sacrifice them C) Stalk them while they are on their period. Usually drank by total badasses, demon gods, rock bands, and Chuck Norris on a regular basis. Whomever drinks the Blood of A Thousand Virgins will be crowned as a god among men and will be able to perform extreme tasks like bear wrestling, unicorn/pegasus riding, catching fish with your mouth, and playing hacky sack. This phrase is often said to explain how hard something is to do.
Molly: Dude. That guy is eggrolling down the highway!
Brianna: Woah! The only way you can do that is by consuming the blood of a thousand virgins!
Molly: Aw man! Now that's what I call swag!
Brianna: Shut the f*** up.
by YaMama! June 10, 2013
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ten thousand fists

The newest album from Disturbed. Goes to show they are more than the average nu metal band. Some good songs of of it are Ten Thousand Fists, Stricken, Guarded, Deify, and Sons of Plunder.
by rush8192 November 3, 2005
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Thostitute

A female thot who has evolved into a prostitute with age, but her thot behavior has been increased with the evolution, making her a thostitute
That girl you know in your fifth period who you know fucked every guy on the football team. 7 years later, you can find her working on the streets with even bigger thottish behavior. That is what is identified as a thostitute.
by anaverageweirdo January 6, 2015
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Thorsteinson

A person who combines the might of the Norse god Thor, with avant garde sensibilities, and a penchant for chic, hipster dress.
Brennan has been a real Thorsteinson this term. Have you seen the new bag she was carrying during that Keg stand?
by James Dean2011 January 20, 2011
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thrust crust

1. (Noun) The vaginal juice that accumulates on the base of your dick, then dries thus becoming crusty.
(You're in class and homie is scratching his junk hard)

The fucks the matter with you you got the clap or something!?

Nah bro just some thrust crust from THOT
by Kilgore August 15, 2016
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thoumst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

Thoumst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es is the most superior toumst. It is far greater than any whomst or whamst variant.
Ni🅱🅱a 1: Thoumst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es tocch spaghet
Ni🅱🅱a 2: 𝐓𝐨𝐂𝐂𝐇
by Casserole x Shrek June 19, 2018
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golden thrust

\gōl-dənˈthrəst\
n.

: The act of a male urinating, during the forward push, whilst penetrating any orifice with his penis.

v.
: Urinating while penetrating any orifice during the forward push with a penis.
"Man, I've been holdin' in all day. I can't wait to golden thrust that pussy tonight."
by Charlie in the Trees November 18, 2013
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