Side Mom

A person (typically female) that is not a mother of the children but unconditionally treats them as her children.

Man, I just needed a break from my kids so I got ahold of my side mom to help out.

by xrpalmer June 6, 2017

The Other Side

Opposition otherwise known as “opps” in slang where they are from the other opposite rival area.

“Damn I hate the other side” “Man fuck C.H, he’s from the other side” “you know it’s fuck the other side cuz my niggas gone, always been fuck the other side we don’t get along”

by headass_hunter January 14, 2021

side-stabber

someone who has stabbed in the back like a coward and in the front like a courageous asshole so many times that its hard to tell which one they are

'Cedric is such an ambivalent curio. A pure blooded side-stabber if there ever was one. He secretly screwed me out of $100 last week, then he told his boyfriend that he was having an affair with his mother, then he actually butchered his girlfriend with a dirk from all angles'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Side Slider

A male or female with a colostomy bag that will remove it so you can pound one out in the stoma.

I scored double with that filthy prostitute. She blew me for $10. Then found out she’s a side slider so she let me pound it out in her for another $10.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Side of gravy

When you try to silently let one slide but then you get some juice with it.

Last night at dinner i though I could squeeze on out but it came with a side of gravy.

by Rikogordsberry February 7, 2019

Side Hoe

A girl/s you got on the side other than your main girlfriend. She initially is someone who is just used to get sexual pleasure from and nothing else that is serious.

Joe-"Yo man I'm going out with my girl Beatrice tonight"
Craig-"What about Lela?"
Joe-"Man she just a side hoe when Beatrice don't give me none"

by IAMTHEMASTERMIND December 6, 2009

The side shuffle

The act of shuffling your feet in a quick manor in order to hide a morning boner. Usualy when the rest of the familys awake, you just turn you back and side shuffle your way to the bathroom.

guy 1- "Dude my parents are always walking down the hall when i wake up with a massive hard on."

guy 2- "So, just tuck it."

guy 1- "Fuck that, its all about the side shuffle now!"

by $ide$huffle$uave69 November 6, 2009