Thank you Captain Obvious

A phrase said to a dumbass who answers a rhetorical question or states the obvious.

Guy: Where did he come from?
Dumbass: His mother.

by pickledfebruary May 21, 2005

Thanksgiving Fast

When you don't eat all day in anticipation of your Thanksgiving Feast.

Jenny is on a diet and is participating in her Thanksgiving Fast to prepare for the large amount of calories she will be consuming during her Thanksgiving Feast.

by GoldmanC November 28, 2010

wham bam thank you maam

slang for a quickie or a really fast-paced sex with someone you barely know or do know but don't care about. wham bam thank you maam just means that you bang her and go.

"So I was with this girl, right? Just wham bam thank you maam!"
"DUDE!"

by BIG M-SLICE July 29, 2006

Thank you, you are excused, you may step out.

Self-appointed authority to make someone annoying go away. Gleaned from a similar phrase used by the cool "Bailiff Byrd" from the "Judge Judy" show.

Girl: What are you doing? Does this make me look fat? Can I bitch at you about all my girlfriends that I hate? Are you gonna just lie there all day and watch TV? Wanna go to the mall?

Guy: Thank you, you are excused, you may step out.

by Loudin Obnoxious August 12, 2008

Thanksgiving

That day where your relatives come over. The relatives are usually split into 2 groups. The adults usually sit in the living room and get into fights about politics and get mad is you interrupt their “really important” conversation.
The kids go upstairs and either whine because they think they have the right to all your things just because they’re guests, or the teenagers stick their butts in your house and think they’re the boss because they’re “ThE OlDeSt”.
when it is time for food, your adult relatives are all up in your business, or forgot you were born. When it is time to leave, your parents expect you to go and clean up everybody’s freaking mess. then they go and start hounding you on if that cousin you saw once is now your new best friend.

“Dude, are you excited for thanksgiving?”
No, my teenage cousins are coming to our house.”

by TheVioletBunny November 23, 2022

Danish Thanksgiving

A sexual act involving filling a woman's anus with danish cream filling via a turkey baster, then two or more males engage in sexual intercourse with said anus. Afterwards, everyone eats the danish cream filling, hence the "thanksgiving".

Baltzer: "So I was at my friend Sigmund's house with some other guys and this freaky chick Adelina let us do a Danish thanksgiving on her!"

Lars: "So did you eat the Danish cream filling?"

Baltzer: "Yeah man you know it!"

Lars: "Wow you're one sick fucker"

by Betrayal, Inc. October 24, 2011

thanks, Congress!

Slang used to blame real problems on the ineffectual Republican-obstructed Congress.
Coined during the 2013 government shutdown. Used literally, as opposed to the sarcastic "thanks Obama."

The NSF, NIST, NASA, NIH, FDA, EPA, etc were shut down, we lost around 300,000 jobs and $24 billion from the economy – thanks, Congress!

by Dylan Bleier November 2, 2013