stripper wad

When you end up with a bunch of singles (ones) in your wallet for various reasons like making change for every twenty in your wallet, even though you may have correct change. Also happens when you put a meal out with friends on your credit card and everyone gives you cash.

Bob: "Hey, that's some bank roll you got there, Sam!

Sam: "Nah, it's just my stripper wad...only about $30."

by DigiMatt May 11, 2008

Tight Wad

Someone that NEVER spends money only when its VERY necessary....

Nick, spend the money already and stop being a fucking tight wad... Gosh !!

by Ruben818 June 10, 2013

Sex wad

When ur come hardens on a chicks face

dude joe that chick still has a sex wad on her face. didn't you tell her to wash her face after.

by Dakin December 16, 2007

dick wad

A stupid person. You can make up any definition for the word, but it bascially means a complete ass.

Marline was being a dick wad in 5th period

by Queen Fan May 10, 2006

pod wad

Someone that is so obsessed with apple products that they are oblivious to anything going on in the real world.

Look at Knut! That pod wad almost got hit by that car because he wasn't paying attention. Who crosses the road while surfing the internet on an iphone?

That pod wad has no idea his 9 year old son just hit a home run in the baseball game because he's on his ipad.

by matthewPwal January 11, 2012

wad of hundies

A stack of $100 bills.

I didn't know Susan has so much money, but I just saw a wad of hundies on her desk.

by Surreality. March 30, 2011

wad and shove

a meticulous method of stealing things.

First, you must go into a dressing room. Then, you wad the thong up in a little ball and shove it in your crack.

“i’m gonna wad and shove this one” “you better be careful, there’s a lot of security here”

by wadderandshover March 2, 2020