1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.
2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.
3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.
3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am
by Stir Friday July 19, 2011
by EvilPotato August 04, 2017
by derekforever1 June 02, 2011
by smass February 01, 2011
Something awesome, unusual, fantastic, or awkward. Used more as verbal punctuation such as a exclamation point. Mainly used to establish the end of a thought or statement there may seem like there's something left unsaid. John Swan.
That plane just hit a barrel roll. John Swan!
Dude didnt know what he had coming. John Swan.
order Up, John Swan!
Dude didnt know what he had coming. John Swan.
order Up, John Swan!
by nicoprice July 26, 2011
When your girl has an extremely juicy pussy and you slightly overdo eating the cat and the morning after your neck is stiff and painful.
Example 1:
Dad: "Look at me, boy! You've been eating the cat again, haven't you?"
You: "No, dad, you trippin!"
Dad: "Don't lie to me! Where did you get that Swan's neck then?
You: "Damn, you got me there, old man."
Example 2:
Doctor: "Can't you move your head at all?"
Patient: "No, Doc, I'm telling you, it's Swan's neck."
Doctor: "Well, that must have been one juicy pussy then."
Dad: "Look at me, boy! You've been eating the cat again, haven't you?"
You: "No, dad, you trippin!"
Dad: "Don't lie to me! Where did you get that Swan's neck then?
You: "Damn, you got me there, old man."
Example 2:
Doctor: "Can't you move your head at all?"
Patient: "No, Doc, I'm telling you, it's Swan's neck."
Doctor: "Well, that must have been one juicy pussy then."
by Jung Gouda May 15, 2019
A form of attack, used among friends. One person will shout "Killer Swans!!!!" at someone, then he and the others will proceed to peck at that someone with their hands, as a killer swan would. Very painful and difficult to defend against, especially when about 7 people gang up on you. Hilarious to watch.
(Setting the scene- there are 6 or 7 guys standing around. The situation is tense, there is a climate of fear...All of a sudden...)
"KILLER SWANS!" <><><><><><><><><><>
(Everyone gangs up on someone and pecks them to a painful death.)
"KILLER SWANS!" <><><><><><><><><><>
(Everyone gangs up on someone and pecks them to a painful death.)
by Michael, with the help of Ryan and everyone who helped make Killer Swans a success. February 01, 2007