polished pussy

The term used to describe a "clean" or shaved vagina. Often used when talking about oral sex.

Rob only eats polished pussy. He's no slob.

by cnopa March 31, 2010

pole polishing

a blow job

Man, that 'ho knows how to give a pole polishing!

by Laird December 8, 2003

Trumpet Polisher

A Slang term used to describe a Male who frequently masturbates.

1. Son, your Mother and I know that you were Polishing your Trumpet last night.

2. Look! Here comes the Trumpet Polisher!

3. Jonathon has a really shiney trumpet

by Adam Green July 24, 2007

Polish Tailgate

The act of placing a cooked beer brat in your ladies anus, several servings of sauerkraut in her puss and topping it all with a hardy dash of man mayo.

Let sit for 30-45 minutes at 98.6 degress and then feast upon the fruit of your labor.

We went to the Packer game last weekend and I cooked up a dynamite Polish Tailgate. It was cooked to perfection and seasoned properly. It came out extra juicy and the fellas loved it!

by Crazy Driggs March 5, 2011

polish shrimp

Cheez Doodles put out for a party, especially a fancy party when plain old potato chips just won't cut it.

"Look Tony, polish shrimp!"

by John.F.Murphy March 15, 2008

Polish Payday

The act of witnessing Santa Claus ejaculate all over a naked Frosty the Snowman, all the while having a large bowel movement over a Christmas tree.

Thousands of people gathered this year at the North Pole to witness the first annual Polish Payday.

by Sparticas37 December 4, 2009

dolphin polishing

masturbating

"I can't fuck right now. I just finished a rigorous bout of dolphin polishing."

by bigjimslim November 25, 2013