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Picasso Pussy

Would you fuck Jessica?

Hell nah bro I saw her in the powl today, straight Picasso Pussy
by palbopicasso June 28, 2016
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Citroen Xsara Picasso

An egg shaped minivan, which is one of the ugliest Citroens ever made other than the C3 Pluriel, an egg shaped roadster.
M: What car does he drive?
T: A Citroen Xsara Picasso.
M: Well, that's an ugly piece of shit.
by MVT, the greek spoondog... August 11, 2025
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Picasso Pussy

Would you fuck Jessica?

Hell nah bro, I saw her in the powl today, straight Picasso Pussy
by palbopicasso June 28, 2016
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Picasso Shits

When you have a powerful poo that explodes out of your anus with so much might, that it paints what looks to be a Picasso inside of the toilet bowl.
“After all that No’s Pizza last night I woke up this morning and painted a crazy Picasso in the toilet.”

“My stomach was killing me this morning so I went to the bathroom and had crazy Picasso Shits.”
by Picassopoo April 20, 2020
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Fan Room Picasso

The act of jerking off in multiple places in the fan room of a nuclear submarine. The arcing loads of jizz splashing on the ventilation equipment creating works of abstract expressionism. The Picasso reference was due to the boxy nature of the equipment in the fan room and Picasso’s cubism period.
Little sailor Billy is a fan room Picasso during field day. Better steer clear or you could lose an eye.
by wet poncho villa June 15, 2021
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Picasso (a girl)

Verb: To Picasso a girl is the act of having sex with a girl when she's on her period, then pulling out and using your penis as the brush and her back as the canvas.. Voila! Modern art... Best results unprotected.
"Last night I Picasso'd my girl"

"Dude, totally going to Picasso my girl this weekend.. It will look better than the Mona Lisa"

"To Picasso (a girl) is truly an art"
by Urbandirty December 19, 2013
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Rusty Picasso

When you wipe your shit stained dick and a chicks back like a paint brush
“ Last night I raw dogged a chicks ass, when I pulled out I had shit on my dick, so I gave her a Rusty Picasso.”
by Spicy Cholula October 9, 2020
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