Descriptive term for the sound of semen and gas erupting from the anus after anal intercourse. Erutpions may also consist of several other liquids and cremes, some of these may include lubricants and sunscreens.
He filled up her bowels with his jizz, and she let out a huge oyster fart all over the cheap hotel sheets.
by Donald Atello October 22, 2007
A bed, mattress, futon or even a blanket or sleeping bag on which someone has ejaculated several times, especially when multiple used, dried condoms are left lying on it. This is because oyster is used as slang for ejaculate and used condoms dry up and somewhat resemble oyster shells. An oyster bed will usually belong to a slob or a hogger, almost always male.
Also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their shells.
Also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their shells.
Pat goes hogging in his bed all the time and doesn't change the sheets. Even worse, he leaves his jizz and dried rubbers in it. He sleeps in an oyster bed and it's disgusting.
by PMax April 23, 2010
The yellow/white snot that appears on the undercarriage of a female's panties. Slight Tanginess. Can be compared to a fermented Anchovy left in the sun for 3 hours.
by BigRed_Dog November 28, 2015
by SoCalJoe November 30, 2008
When the number of Females outweigh the number of Males at any given event. Opposite to Sausage Fest.
by AustinSmallbone March 06, 2009
by SpoogeQueen February 14, 2015
In the NYC gay scene (no doubt elsewhere, as well) of the 1960-70s a "blue oyster" was the head of a very aroused penis, especially one that had been teased in various ways without orgasm for a long time. The glans takes on a cyanotic blue cast, probably do to the prolonged erection.
by disturbus July 11, 2008