lasagna pussy

Typically a vagina that is nasty wrinkly little brown and a little black and a little green and on his/her period.

Dude look at this lasagna pussy I'd never eat that shit.

by Whatsuppissy December 19, 2016

dookie lasagna

WARNING: NOT A RECIPE. CONSUME AT OWN RISK.
The act of making poo, wiping...
thinking youre done, then squeezing out another dookie... wiping again...
about to flush, then squeezing out another doo doo, then wiping.

when you look at your dookie bowl, there lies, in the following order "dook, paper, dook, paper, dook, paper. a dookie lasagna.

the plumber didnt find my dookie lasagna that appetizing.

by the timmy July 1, 2007

lesbian lasagna

Lesbian Lasagna is lasagna without any meat or the desire for it.

Today’s vegetarian special is lesbian lasagna - it’s just two flaps of pasta with some sauce between each other.

by Jc2345 November 4, 2022

Lasagna Dick

Giving a woman a cream pie while she’s on her period

Stacy was on her period but I still gave her this lasagna dick

by R&GPhilosophy December 17, 2021

lasagna leg

When you eat too much pasta at night and it makes your body over heat.

So when you go to bed, you are too hot and have to stick your leg out to stabilise the temperature.

Immy ate too much Fettuccine when she was out with Annie & Jodi and she’s roasting. She’s got her lasagna leg out.

by Perth_Dom August 21, 2020

Lasagna G's

A group that consists of lasagnas that move silently like the letter G in lasagna

Somebody : We silent like some lasagna G's

by Slumped boy August 4, 2019

lap lasagna

A derogatory term for a woman's vagina, more so if said woman is suffering from a yeast infection and her period at the same time.

Tim: "Damn, lemme get a piece of that lap lasagna, girl".

by DrDovah187 July 31, 2016