Greasy Torres

The act of farting on someone while they are giving you a blowjob.

This chick was going down on me and I gave her a Greasy Torres.

by AnalAssassin August 14, 2007

greasy peen

A penis that is covered in lubrication. Men usually grease their peen before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she's wants it in her ass.

It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.

by beerlover87 January 7, 2009

big greasy

a nikname for an overweight person.

"hey yo, big greasy!"

by justin l lewis March 5, 2016

Greasy Onion

Somebody who never showers, smells like feet and hair is like greasy feet.

Does Dillon ever shower?
No hes a Greasy Onion.

by natefun March 15, 2015

Greasy emo

This person is what gives the emo a bad reputation. There can be attractive and non-dirt bag emo kids, however the greasy emo is currently out numbering the clean emo greatly. In general a greasy emo wears glitter on their eye lids, as well as thick gross eyeliner. The greasy emo also tends to be a tad... fucking massive.

Becca: MMMMM glitter on my eyes, MCR in the ears, and a beer belly the size of a whale hanging over the belt. THATS HOW I ROLL.
Me: You're the definition of "greasy emo" your even on UD now.
Becca: Did you say i was emo?! Thats what I was going for :D *loves it*
Me: *PROJECTILE VOMIT EURYWHERE*

by its_saturn February 16, 2009

Greasy bagel

Sexual move for a girl with a shallow vagina. Take a bagel with butter, microwave it. Then put it on your dick. Now your huge dick won't impale her tiny vagina.

My girls pussy is so shallow, I had to use the greasy bagel.

by Kernel mustard April 11, 2013

Greasy Handrail

An engorged, throbbing cock that has been slickered up with vaseline, KY, or other lubricant.

Jane was horned up and wanted a good pounding so she got the jar of bacon grease and grabbed her boyfriend's cock and gave him a Greasy Handrail. He pounded her for the next two hours.

by Eaton Holgoode July 4, 2009