Shyam-a-gram

The inability to describe any plan concept without resorting to an overcomplicated diagram resembling a childish doodle

What I don't understand .. that's just a Shyam-a-gram

by Statements team August 16, 2011

Granny gram

It is when someone hits a 3 run homer in baseball or softball

Button just hit a granny gram

by Mrflyboy May 20, 2022

gram challenge

A challenge of smoking a gram of weed in as little time as possible, till no greens are left in the bowl, only ash. It can be done in a head-to-head competition where the quickest smoker has their gram paid for by the losers, or for a personal record in shortest time. PRs are typically done with an audience to act as witnesses, though this does lead to rapid hotboxing of confined spaces.

I just finished that gram challenge in under 45 seconds and feel super blown, just totally instabaked man.

by Tha Minuteman June 23, 2015

Golden Grams

The act of doing a golden shower with a grand mother.

John : How do you start you day ?
Peter : As usualy, with Golden Grams and some milk.

by AKApulco July 20, 2018

Weighed Grams

Used to illustrate a former time of life when badly poor. Weighing Grams refers to low level cocaine dealers who sell low quantities, thus, being 'poor'.

I remember back when Sheila was just a ho. Back then, she used to hang out with me when I Weighed Grams. Now, a cut has to hit double platinum before she rides.

by Biatch551 October 3, 2005

Gram Cracker

A blunt or joint with exactly a gram of bangin bud.

Light up that Gram Cracker!

by Quadir425 November 18, 2010

gram fam

your Instagram family. (I.e. followers, friends etc.)

"send that to the gram fam."

by T.dingle May 8, 2018