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Retail Therapy

it really works! when a girl is bummed out about something, she can go shopping and it makes her feel so so much better
when i had a huge fight with my best friend and he made me really really sad. i asked my mom to take me for some retail therapy
i felt much better
by privacy April 11, 2007
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recovered memory therapy

A discredited form of psychotherapy which typically:
1. assumes that childhood trauma (usually sexual in nature) is the basis of most psychological symptomatology;
2. assumes that people who have no memory of such trauma have probably "repressed" it through some arcane and undemonstrated psychological process, blocking it out of their mind completely;
3. assumes that it is necessary to "recover" these "repressed" memories in order for healing to occur;
4. assumes that methods known to produce false memories, such as hypnosis, guided imagery and EMDR can be used to produce accurate recollections;
5. often assumes that "flashbacks" and body memories are signs that the memories recalled are accurate, because of the mistaken view of the therapist that memory is "like a video tape recorder" that permits playback.
The "recovery" process often recommends cutting off contact with people who question the memories, including but not limited to family members who deny that the events so recalled in fact occurred. Recovered memory therapy is a major source of false memory syndrome, and has led to numerous false allegations of 'Satanic Ritual Abuse.'
"Whilst undergoing hypnosis as part of recovered memory therapy, Sally remembered being forced to kill and eat a baby she had given birth to after her father had raped her. The fact that she was found on medical examination to be an intact virgin suggested the likelihood of false memory syndrome."
by Lloyd September 7, 2005
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Conversion therapy

A form a brain washing through mild torture thought by ignorant bible bashing fuckwits and some soviets to cure people of being anything other than heterosexual and if possible white or poor or foreign.
Ignorant fuckwit 1: “That f*ggot like men he need conversion therapy !”
THE REST IF THE WORLD: “H can do as he likes. Get out of my sight “
by Dovaquiin June 9, 2018
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Kimo-Therapy

To run into a laser and kill yourself on a game.
Sik122 ran into the laser and died.
Dama1 - "Ouch he just got Kimo-Therapy"
Sik122 - "Shut Up!"
Dama1 - "Nub"
by Kermit111 February 15, 2009
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embalming therapy

To want to stab a someone in the throat with an embalming instrument. From the UMinn mortuary science student who got banned from campus for facebooking how pissed she was at her ex.
I swear, if he says one more word about my mom I'm gonna give him some embalming therapy.
by bleebloo December 16, 2009
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therapybutitsfbmemes

famous fb meme account on instagram called tyler the explorer! she’s so hot and cool everyone wants to be like her
therapybutitsfbmemes is the coolest account ever
by soapandtub May 10, 2021
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Explosion Therapy

The amped-up sensation derived from an overdue gaming session, specifically with fps titles. Can also apply to racing games, but is best suited for anything that involves grenades, rocket launchers, etc.
Work was Hell today... the boss was pissed, and traffic was a nightmare. I need to get home for some Explosion Therapy.
by Bruce M July 21, 2008
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