Praying to the Big White Telephone

It means throwing up or vomiting when on your knees, usually- to the Big White Telephone... which is the toilet, obviously.

Old Man: Don't drink too much now sonny, or you'll end up praying to the big white telephone.

by CamelFoot October 2, 2011

THE DIRTY TELEPHONE

When u SKEET in a girls Mouth and stick a dick in her ear just like the olden telephones

Woah QUINCY was given THE DIRTY TELEPHONE after giving head

by Francis Rivas December 15, 2006

oregon telephone pole

When you take a wooden object of 2 feet or more and put majority of it in your anus.

Hey Billy do you want to do the Oregon Telephone Pole.

by The Anus Destroyer August 29, 2016

saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone

To throw up; to vomit.

I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.

by northerner1 October 8, 2007

God's Telephone

When you're so wasted that you're leaning over the toilet yelling "Oh God" or similar between spasms.

Yeah, Stu was on God's Telephone on his birthday.

by Speh May 27, 2004

bush telephone

An informal way of passing news or rumors from person to person by word of mouth.

Never trust a bush telephone. It's probably false news.

by ReneSir March 10, 2015

sticky telephone

the process in which a guy cums in a girl mouth and hits her in the back of the head and makes it come out of her nose. When it comes out of her nose it goes into another girls mouth and the previous girl hits that girls head and soo on. It is much like the game 'telephone' you played as a kid.

Hey eadilicous come play sticky telephone with me and spikey!

by Lily Gamble January 21, 2009