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Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.
Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!
by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009
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To have an out of stomach experience while placing ones head inside a toilet bowl. Anyone listening at the door might hear the name of Huey (or perhaps Ralph) being called upon repeatedly.
Excuse me, I think those prawns were off, I have to go talk to Huey on the great white telephone.
by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006
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saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone

To throw up; to vomit.
I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.
by northerner1 October 8, 2007
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telephone number

A telephone number is a phone who can ring someone or someone that rang you.
by Debskelly1985 June 17, 2023
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Telephone Tough Guy

Someone who acts tough or hardcore through a telephone or computer but lacks the courage to act accordingly in person. Telephone Tough Guy
Todd is a coward in person but acts like he is Mike Tyson over the telephone/computer, he is a real telephone tough guy.
by Markizel May 19, 2019
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Dialing the pink telephone

Dialing the Pink telephone She dialed the pink telephone last night
by anonymous July 5, 2021
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blue telephone

"Is the blue telephone a euphemism for something?" - random polyglot poller
by ahwahaha77 July 23, 2017
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