Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.
by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009
Get the Talking to God on the big white telephone mug.To have an out of stomach experience while placing ones head inside a toilet bowl. Anyone listening at the door might hear the name of Huey (or perhaps Ralph) being called upon repeatedly.
by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006
Get the talk to huey on the great white telephone mug.I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.
by northerner1 October 8, 2007
Get the saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone mug.Person 1: What did you do last night ?
Person 2: Oh, i just talked on the phone with my cousin. He's a telephone pisser.
Person 2: Oh, i just talked on the phone with my cousin. He's a telephone pisser.
by funamazinggirl November 26, 2009
Get the telephone pisser mug.The curly cord that connects the handset to the base of your telephone - providing you don't have a cordless phone.
Dirt cheap second hand lengths can be bought easily and are frequently used in bdsm.
Dirt cheap second hand lengths can be bought easily and are frequently used in bdsm.
by January Sales May 2, 2005
Get the telephone cord mug.When someone puts their thumb in their ear to get earwax on it (see reverse wet Willie) and licks their pinkie finger. Then you put the thumb in their ear and your pinkie in their mouth.
by missusvanilla November 15, 2014
Get the telephone prank mug.Someone who acts tough or hardcore through a telephone or computer but lacks the courage to act accordingly in person. Telephone Tough Guy
Todd is a coward in person but acts like he is Mike Tyson over the telephone/computer, he is a real telephone tough guy.
by Markizel May 19, 2019
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