Tart Farmer

One whom farms tarts eg. ,A Pimp,Ho's U rs,Hosales,Pink markerteer.

"Did you pull last night?"
No ended up going to procure the services of the local tart farmer!

by John1984 February 9, 2006

Tart Button

The mute switch on your headset. If you don't understand why people can't hear you in chat you might want to check this first before typing in caps "I DO NOT HAVE MY MUTE BUTTON ON I'M NOT STUPID YOU KNOW"

Sorry I had my tart button on, Hey we can't hear you check your tart button, Hit your tart button before you sneeze ok?

by A/V chat January 31, 2009

tart your pumpkin

putting a desert on your butt before tossing your salad.

I tart your pumpkin} before tossing your salad.

by dd147 November 28, 2011

Tart Fuel

See: Bitch Piss

Bacardi Breezer's are bitch piss.

by Bob March 4, 2003

tart-zing

"supposedly-amazing"

something/someone who has the reputation of being outrageously cool/entertaining, but may or may not be in reality.

"oh my gosh, yeah, that movie is tart-zing, want to see it friday?"
"yeah, she's tart-zing, but i hear she's not really all that cool."

by ZOI June 18, 2007

tart kart

Also known as the short bus. Insulting the bus that mentally handicapped kids ride to school.

Did you see the kids getting out of the tart kart this morning.

by Zack April 10, 2005

tart in a bottle

Slang term for Newcastle Brown Ale

"jesus christ, he's got the tart in a bottle out."

by GF May 1, 2005