TAPAS

A LAZY ASS WHO HAS PRACTICALLY NO FRIENDS.
but is pretty cool cuz the only time u hear him talk is on AIM. but one of the funniest yet corniest but best guys you'll ever meet!

that kid is sooo TAPAS. i wish i were like that

by luckkyy October 3, 2008

zak tapal

white paki that like old testicles that smell like cabbages. also hates niggers and will go to nurserys to spy on your children.

OMG ITS ZAK TAPAL, HIDE YOUR TESTICLES AND KIDS!!

by balencerne October 5, 2021

tap a well

Take a leek. pee...drain the lizzard

well im off to go tap a well

by wang March 24, 2004

tapas

Another word for tits, developed by a group of english in late summer spain 2005

Did you see that bird she had a lovely set of tapas !

Check out her tapas !

by vestaxpdx January 26, 2006

Tapableness

On a grading scale from 0 to 10 the urge a man has to make sexy time with some chick.

Guy: She's fine.
Guy 2: Oh she's got a tapableness rating of 9.6 dawg!

by Jordyn Michaud August 9, 2007

tap-tap-tap-a-roo

v.imp. An encouragement or admonishment to tap something, whether in the common sexual usage (i.e. tap dat, "Tap that ass", et cetera) or in the ironic non-sexual usage which refers to the sexual usage. Taken from the Adam Sandler movie *Happy Gilmour*, where Sandler's character is trying to tap or putt a golf ball.

Sexual usage:
"Jimmy asked me out and I don't know what to say"
"He's hot! Tap-tap-tap-a-roo!"

Ironic usage:
"Ooh, perogies are on sale! ap-tap-tap-a-roo!"

by Sarah Keebs August 30, 2005

Tap-a-hoe

A girl most probably named Bri'Anna. She looks EXACTLY like a chiniese crested. you know them ugly dogs ha. She is a backstabber. She loses alot of her friends so now she hangs with the ugly people that no one knows. She gets boyfriends probably by sleeping with them. She looks like a hooker when she wears make-up. She has cheated on many guys. She is most probably taken right now and about to cheat on that guy with a guy she cheated on once before. She has probably going out with guys named: Alan, Corey, Kyle. Fuck: Danny, kyleee.

Eeeww is that tap-a-hoe? I heard she is about to cheat on Kyle with Alan.! Shutt

by babaygirrl May 20, 2010