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Syringes in the Sandbox

There once was a park where the kids used to go
But not anymore 'cause their parents all know
There's junkies and whores and bums drinking beer
And the tragic event that happened last year

Two kids were playing, digging in the sand
One with a shovel and one with his hand
Jabbed by a needle carrying HIV
And now he's infected with the disease
He found syringes in the sandbox
He found syringes in the sandbox

The cops just watch 'cause they're on the take
Maybe the don't know what is at stake
The lives of children, with certainty
Maybe the rest of the community

We're only human, what can you expect?
Just shows the life we're willing to accept
Another drive-by, everyone stares
What it comes down to is nobody cares

He found syringes in the sandbox
He found syringes in the sandbox
by WorseThanHitler March 23, 2021
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Springer Shock

The act of finding something out on television (a talk show, local news, etc...). This is in reference to the talk show hosted by Jerry Springer. The news can vary, you may find out your dad likes to dress up in women's clothes or you could find out your wife has been cheating on you with a horse.
I was in Springer Shock! My girlfriend and my dad! Man, that is messed up!

Matthew got a Springer Shock when he found out Donna was having girl on girl action with his Grandma.
by taxingtacos September 15, 2010
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syringa

Syringa is super cool but is in love with fictional men. She will bake you food and force you to read her favorite book.
Why is Syringa sad?

She realized Kaz Brekker is a fictional character
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Springer

Pulls Delaney

Very hot
Very tall

Beast at basketball

Has a package
I just played like a springer
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Scringe

Smitty: If you don't get it in, you're scringe!
by Czechoslovakia Yugoslavia November 22, 2022
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Jerry Springer limit

(also Springer limit) The intelligence limit for any conversation dominated by interruptions or shouting.
Though a child could have taken my point, I found it impossible to explain my position to the irate, chattering imbeciles due to the Jerry Springer limit.
by YouDirtyApes May 31, 2011
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Lap springer

When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.
dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer

dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.
by mister moosecock November 5, 2011
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