When you sneeze and puke (whether it be in your throat or spit out) all over the place
Tends to happen when you laugh too hard.
Also can be called speezing
Tends to happen when you laugh too hard.
Also can be called speezing
Person 1: Dude I just totally spuked!
Person 2: What the heck is that?
Person 1: Bleh, I just speezed
Person 2: Speezed? Isn't that when you sneeze and puke and stuff?
Person 2: What the heck is that?
Person 1: Bleh, I just speezed
Person 2: Speezed? Isn't that when you sneeze and puke and stuff?
by paulsys June 10, 2013
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"Every time Chris speaks, he literally tries to weave magic into the fabric of how things work. Like, we get it dude, you studied at Hogwarts and majored in CBD, but you sound like a swoke douchebag. You're an adult. Not a 3rd grader. Please stop."
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James Abbott drank too much beer and ate way too much at Hooters that he had to have me pull over so he could shuke on the side of the road.
by Newt May 26, 2004
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