by CalebPoland February 21, 2015
by riley1989 November 23, 2022
A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.
Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021
Swifties will drink almond milk out a wine glass, shout uncontrollably for no reason and will engage in other terrifying acts.
by Birdah January 24, 2024
Hey Kimmy! how's about a swifty to start your day! I know how you love a swift lick of that ass... tonsil deep!
by The Red Rabbit 122918 May 03, 2024
by Therearenogoodnamesavalible April 08, 2024
The curse of Taylor Swift’s Unhinged fan base. An attempt to cause TERRIBLE things to happen to anyone who makes/does ANYTHING about Taylor Swift that they do not like. Of course, this hex doesn’t work. Uncommonly used by swifties, as they usually call the person committing the “offense” a misogynist, fat slob who will never find love (even if they already have) before attempting anything else, but if they get angry enough they will perform the “Swiftie Hex” and “curse” the receiver, attempting to hurt/kill them (somehow). They appear to believe this actually works, but it doesn’t.
Swiftie Hex: Your legs will shrivel, your eyes will bulge. All parts of your body will go numb, before your heart explodes and destroys your ribs, causing your organs to collapse and your bones to rot like the sewer rat you are.
by RandomGuy444 May 14, 2024