a very large and hairy member of the female sex, who looks like a donkey that just drowned in a swamp.
by luke detty May 13, 2005
Get the swamp donkeymug. by blackassontherun December 4, 2009
Get the swamp donkeymug. a swamp donkey is unlike any other of the female species. She sits by herself at bars, clubs, anywhere men might become entirely too intoxicated to remember that they pointed her out in the beginning as a dirty butt her all . She is not only ugly as hell,but huge, disgusting, and abnormally confident. Not only will she send you a beer but the bitch will steal your wallet the next day. Stay away they are the devil in true form.
I went to the bar and this swamp donkey not only bought my brother a drink but me too. after she figured he wasn't going anywhere with her ass..she tried to jack that fools wallet. bitch almost got away but she was too big to be sneaky
by Yessenia October 26, 2007
Get the swamp donkeymug. A fat chick that that you would be willing to sleep with if you drank enough.
Alternate Pronuciations: Swamp Donc
Alternate Pronuciations: Swamp Donc
by Joey Vickers November 6, 2002
Get the swamp donkeymug. An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Swamp donkeymug. In baseball when the hitter hits an absolute fucking moonshot on a meatball pitch down the middle and the ball has absolutely no chance of ever landing.
Announcer: Here’s the windup now the pitch…..OH MY GOD JOHNNY HITS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING SWAMP DONKEY TO DEAD CENTER, THAT BALL HAS ZERO CHANCE OF LANDING WHAT A SWAMP DONKEY.
by Haha by Baja and May 10, 2022
Get the Swamp donkeymug. Floor hand—Damn man its so fuckin hot out here i have some major swamp ass!
Driller— shit its so damn hot i have swamp donkey!!
Driller— shit its so damn hot i have swamp donkey!!
by Rogchr86 December 11, 2021
Get the SWAMP DONKEYmug.