swamp donkey

a very large and hairy member of the female sex, who looks like a donkey that just drowned in a swamp.

shes a swamp donkey...

by luke detty May 13, 2005

swamp donkey

disgusting bitch that feeds off drunk men around 3:30 am

"oh look bill is leaving with yet another swamp donkey"

"I think its time for an intervention."

by blackassontherun December 4, 2009

swamp donkey

a swamp donkey is unlike any other of the female species. She sits by herself at bars, clubs, anywhere men might become entirely too intoxicated to remember that they pointed her out in the beginning as a dirty butt her all . She is not only ugly as hell,but huge, disgusting, and abnormally confident. Not only will she send you a beer but the bitch will steal your wallet the next day. Stay away they are the devil in true form.

I went to the bar and this swamp donkey not only bought my brother a drink but me too. after she figured he wasn't going anywhere with her ass..she tried to jack that fools wallet. bitch almost got away but she was too big to be sneaky

by Yessenia October 26, 2007

swamp donkey

A fat chick that that you would be willing to sleep with if you drank enough.

Alternate Pronuciations: Swamp Donc

"hey Danny, check out the swamp donc's headed this way! more "cushion for the pushin!"

by Joey Vickers November 6, 2002

Swamp donkey

An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.

Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Swamp donkey

Canadian slang for the majestic moose

Look at the rack on that swamp donkey!!!

by Carsnharleys April 2, 2019

swamp donkey

a moose

Perry shot a swamp donkey last night and its getting butchered.

by clair325 January 30, 2020