Golden Rule for Stoners

This rule states: If one is to get up and get a drink for drymouth relief, they had better come back with a drink for their burn-out buddy

Kenzie: I'm getting up to get water

Caitlin: I'm too lazy to get mine but I'm parched..

Kenzie: (Comes back with both glasses)

Caitlin: Wow bro! Thanks for following the Golden Rule for Stoners!

by GoodCallGirls November 17, 2011

stoner couple

two friends (usually best friends) who always smoke marijuana together. Enjoy great sessions with just the two of them.

Damn, shaan and adrian are such a stoner couple, they always blaze together.

by 305stoner December 17, 2009

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

A phrase to describe that things that don't kill you such as
Words, Idiotic Jokes, Hurtful Phrases, Bullies,
Idiots from the Internet

which can hurt someone inside but dont actually kill them

Makes you feel a stronger person inside because you learn to ignore them and move on with your life.

"You're an idiot..."

"What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger."

"Oh"

by StokeOnTrent December 13, 2012

Stoner speedball

A milder version of the "kiddie speedball," the Stoner speedball is when users ingest or smoke marijuana (depressant) and drink copious amounts of coffee or energy drink (stimulant). A safe alternative.

Dan: Hey you want try a speedball?

Matt: No thanks brah I'm stoner speedballin'

by BME222 January 3, 2010

gooch stroker

a gooch stroker is a person who takes pleasure from stroking the gooch of either themself or the gooch of another.

They may stroke their own gooch as part of the act of masturbation, but gooch stroking may also be totally non-sexual. Gooch strokers tend to form clans who after intense training in gooch dojos are accetped as a true gooch assasin.

Mandy: Oh Wantabe, let me stroke your gooch while I pleasure you

Wantanabe: hell no, there aint no way I'm letting your fingers anywehere near my gooch, or my bacon strip, you gooch stroker!

by The Padre October 19, 2009

Stiletto Stoner

Women who have got killer careers and enviable social lives. They're also major potheads. These are smart, successful women who light up in their off-hours.

These women are the balls-to-the-wall career animals whose idea of decompressing after a grueling day isn't a glass of Chardonnay but a toke (or three) of marijuana—not just every now and again, but on a regular basis—the type who stashes a pack of E-Z Wider rolling paper in the silverware drawer or keeps a pipe at the ready next to a pile of bills. By all outward appearances, they are card-carrying, type A workaholics who just happen to prefer kicking back with a blunt instead of a bottle.

Me & my boss are stiletto stoners; everyday we work so hard to accomplish goals. At the end of a grueling day, there is but only one way, to relax!

by X___T May 23, 2010

Colossal stoner

Few can consume enough cannabis to become one. A colossal stoner is the grand archmagister of the stoner kind. A colossal stoner's tolerance break lasts about half an hour. The period between each joint when he/she is not smoking is just about as long as the time it takes to roll another joint. If a colossal stoner greens out, their immediate action upon waking up is a wake&bake. A colossal stoner on average will have enough cannabinoids in their system to get arrested and charged for trafficking.

- "It sucks that your grandfather has Alzheimer's."
- "My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimer's, you insensitive prick, he's a colossal stoner."

by RoseTea April 8, 2012