Strokesesque

Anything that is similar to or reminiscent of the style/sound generally belonging to that fuckingly awesome NYC band the Strokes (see Julian Casablancas)

"Did you see that guys sexy, shaggy haircut? So Strokesesque."
"Dude check out my new tight-ass ripped-up jeans! I bought them in the girls section. How Strokesque am I??"
"Damn I wish my boyfriend was more Strokesesque!!!"

by AYCARAMBA April 28, 2005

strobe throating

the result of a bad phone connection where the audio cuts in and out in a rapid manner

(talking on the phone)
Joe: Hey, how's it going Jane?
Jane: We--ey--fa--sh--ta--
Joe: Whoa, Jane, I can't understand a word you're saying. You're strobe throating like crazy.

by RCade3 June 28, 2009

stride girls

Girls who prefer Stride chewing gum to all alternatives. They are also known to take things down the wrong hole.

What is this, Orbitz? I thought you were Stride girls.

by dcarn211 December 11, 2009

stroke station

Location within a man cave where masturbation is most likely to occur (frequently). Prior to the Internet, it would have been a reclining chair or couch placed within view of the television. Post-Internet, it is definitely in front of a man's man cave computer. Stroke stations are often equipped with lubricant (cleverly hidden or in plain sight), tissues, wastebasket with many, many used tissues, or a simple jizz rag for the more advanced stroker.

Wife: The only sex you're having tonight is by yourself at your stroke station!

by Spacini December 16, 2012

Stroke up

When a gentlemen strokes his penis before sexual intercourse or before take a picture of it.

Hold on. I’m not ready to put it in. Let me stroke up a bit.

I know women love dick pics so I always stroke up before I send one.

by Earth Wind and Taint November 14, 2020

coke stroke

Noun. A common occurrence among aging rock stars who have consumed copious amounts of cocaine, eventually contributing to a stroke.

See also: Ozzy Osbourne, Steven Adler, Eddie Money, Bobby Brown

Look at Eddie Money's bottom lip! He must've had a coke stroke.

Ozzy doesn't speak as coherently since the coke stroke.

by fieldzmusic March 11, 2014

Impact Stroke

An "Impact Stroke" occurs when a well endowed male (AKA Big Daddy Long Stroke) inserts his penis into the receiving hole (preferably the booty hole of one of his homies, which is also well-lubricated, and possesses the ability to stretch multiple times it's natural cirCUMference) in such a fashion that there is practically no time between the intial entry, and the Balls Deep Burial™️.

Homie 1: "Fuck, you blew the god DAMN outta my mf booty last night!"

Homie 2: "Oh word? After the precum? After the semen? After the IMPACT STROKES, after the skeetin'???"

Homie 1: Yes sir! My booty was lubed tf up, and it ate yo motha fuckin fat cock up so god damn fast, you laid the mf impact stroke on my ass."

by Brand Aid February 28, 2021