Stonks

Internet mass misspelling of ‘stocks’. Said when you got a big profit.

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Steve jobs: stonks

by imagine_begging January 07, 2023

stonks

Literally stocks but just pronounced so wrong and utterly retarded

A: "How much money you makin?"
B: "stonks"

by somerandomretard November 14, 2022

Stonk

Stonk=gud money:)

I hav gud Stonk in dogecoin.

by Galantisof312 October 05, 2021

Stonk

Stonk=gud money

Man 1: me got gud stonk in emerlds!
Man 2:Wow gud stonks!

by Galantisof312 October 05, 2021

Stonks

Stonks=gud cash money

I hav gud stonks in dogecoin.

by Galantisof312 October 05, 2021

Stonk

Name to call someone who has gone 3-22 in Valorant

OMG your only on three kills you Stonk

by Stonk_ March 02, 2021

National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult him to the fullest extent and show no mercy for absolutely no reason on this specific day on the 22nd of july

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "skunky stonky"

by coreguy July 22, 2024