Stonge

The most powerful man in the world. He is the best living thing this planet will ever see. More knowledge dwells in his brain than in any other being in the universe. Nobody can stop him.

Person 1: "Yo, who's that over there? he's radiating so much raw energy I can't see him clearly!"
Person 2: "Oh, that's just Stonge."

by SneedleBot12 January 8, 2020

stodging

(the act of stodging)
when a couple engage in swapping of faeces by one partner pointing their rear end into the air and using their fingers to "splay" open their arsehole, the other partner then proceeds to stand over and squeeze out a shit into their partners open ass. for pleasure

Billy really likes this girl Kat, hes trying to convince her to get into stodging,, lets hope he eats plenty of fibre

by John langham February 7, 2007

snodge

Someone who does the long jump but doesn't reach the sand.

You are a snodge.

by IT September 21, 2003

[stedge]

Used as a substitution for a word in a commonly known phrase, so therefore it does not obscure the nuance of the original phrase. Its sole purpose is to inspire and encourage silliness.

To stedge or not to stedge, that is the question.
If it weren’t for bad stedge I’d have no stedge at all.
If you've seen one stedge, you've seen 'em all.
Inquiring minds need to stedge.

by AnnieBzillagurl January 1, 2009

2 stoges

(two stoges)
orginally from "peace"

2 stoges or im out or im leaving

:talking to friend:

I went down on that girl lastnight and her pussy was STANKY....I was like 2 stoges ... im out

by Louis December 13, 2004

stadge

Literally 'a fat woman's vagina', from the popular book Filth. Used in a derogatory sense as a form of insult:

"you stadge", "he/she smells like stadge", "I didnt enjoy it due to the stadge involved" etc

by Shivvage August 5, 2006

Slodge

An onomatopoeic word describing the fit of one object inside another, especially in a sexual context. Comes from the sound made by lubricated flesh when creating a vacuum.

"Slodge it in."

"Just slodge it between those two."

"I gave her a good slodging last night."

"It made that delightful slodging sound."

by AlexBunny March 22, 2010