Crack a stiffy

Crack a stiffy

The process where ones penis changes state from being flaccid to being erect.

Commonly used in Australia

Also know as crack a fat

Scene: At the local swimming carnival, Peter has just one the 100m freestyle event. Elated, he leaps from the pool in his DTs (dick togs) but clearly he has an erection.

Mary:- OMG whats going on with the front of Peters togs?
Sarah:- Der Mary, ever heard the term crack a stiffy!

by REDDORDOP April 20, 2017

Stiffy G

A woman with a boner.

Shes got a big stiffy g.

by Tempest Surge December 19, 2006

Urban Stiffy

A Stiffy you get from wandering the suburbs and checkin out the fresh talent

ooooh, that bitch is so fine she's given me an urban stiffy!

by Robert J. Melrose May 22, 2003

Stiffy Sniffer

male/female who loves and is considered to be a connoisseur in the fragrance of an erect penis

A: "whats up with chris he's always nosing around someone's bell end"
B: "yea, he's a stiffy sniffer"

by donkey hung February 17, 2010

Stiffy Smithy

Usually refering to someone who had such a boner it was like its an iron rod used by a black smith

Or a twat named Smith who got a boner in public

Person one, Oi oi look smithy got a boner
Smithy,bigger than urs
Person one, we were talking about you nan and u got stiffy smithy

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi May 10, 2020

Iffy Stiffy

When you are half turned on but also half not.

Jeremy: Dude, in class last period I got an Iffy Stiffy because of the sub.

James: Yeah me too...

by balboni October 1, 2014

Stiffy Pills

Another term for viagra

Oi, Mavis, you dirty ol' slapper, where's me stiffy pills?

by johnnylongprong March 30, 2010