by Thee Vain Biatch x April 11, 2008

A pro bmxer who always loses. Has a seriously small dick. He however has very large balls and can jizz a ocean.
by tacobelllskldjsldfjlksjd June 27, 2014

The given name of “Stephen” spelled with a “ph” in the middle - instead of “v” - are notorious for having personalities akin to virgin, Christian camp guidance councilors for preteen.
by CrumpledSteak September 21, 2021

Stephen may be a little crazy at times but he can be serious and helpful. Sometimes it's hard to be "just friends" with Stephen because his personality and looks are "all that and a bag of chips". He's the ex you'll always take back. You can prepare months to meet him but when you finally do, you are SO NERVOUS. Also Stephen will always love you and is always looking for a long term relationship. He feels self-conscious sometimes and will always calls himself ugly, but don't ever stop telling him he's not ugly. He will keep saying he's not but don't give up.
Stephen is also very honest. He will answer whatever question you ask.
If you don't have a Stephen in your life, i'm sorry.
Stephen is also very honest. He will answer whatever question you ask.
If you don't have a Stephen in your life, i'm sorry.
by Grace/Burnt potato July 13, 2018

by Bigspanks May 6, 2018

A Stephen is mostly an annoying ass, stupid ass and ugly ass boi.
He thinks that the world only belongs to him.
Stephens are mostly fuckboys as well.
He thinks that the world only belongs to him.
Stephens are mostly fuckboys as well.
by Ohwow June 10, 2019

A person who only enjoys food in a buffet style. Many times this leads to an exracurricular bathroom experience. A "stephen" might also enjoy things such as fishing and farming. This person uses terms and phrases such as "neat", "wonderful", and "I'll bet my bottom dollar."
He is such a stephen
by Blahblahyipyip February 22, 2019
