Step on my garlic bread

The asexual form of step on me when an ace child finds someone else attractive

Person A: Hey cutie~
Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP

by FishLady_GarlicBread March 15, 2022

step on a frog

(vb) to break or pass wind; to expel air through one's anus; to chuff; to whistle through one's Y-fronts; to let Polly out of prison; to drop one; to let go.....

Aaaaaaaagh! That MINGS! Our Mark's just stepped on a frog- again!!...

Chalky leaned casually forward from the sofa, picked up the remote; and stepped blithely on a frog. He chuckled and intoned 'Beat THAT!!'

by Blueboy May 7, 2004

Step On My Neck

Saying your (Idol, crush, favorite celebrity) “could step on my neck”.

Means that they could do what ever they please to you.

“Chris Pine could step on my neck any day”
“I would totally let John step on my neck”

by LOTR&HARRYPOTTERSTAN December 21, 2018

step mom

an evil being whose sole purpose is to make her step childrens' lives as miserable and unenjoyable as possible until the child can't take it anymore and moves out, leaving the step mom with the house, the car, and the finantial stability. She is also seen as "sweet" and "caring" by people who do not know her personally.

My step mom called me a royal bitch yesterday for no reason at all.

by spiteful_stepdaughter April 18, 2005

step chickens

the cult like following of @chunkysdead who is out muder hen. soon to be the most powerful cult on tiktok.

sara: have you heard of the step chickens
brad: yeahhh aren’t they abt to be the most powerful cult on tiktok
sara: yeah that’s what i heard i gonna join before its too late
brad: yeah same

by stepchicken4life May 13, 2020

step on a duck

The sound of a particular fart caused by overly compressed butt cheeks. This will occur due to the person attempting to slip out a silent squeaker so as not to draw attention to his or herself. Odds are a quack-like sound will result from this expulsion. There will always be at least one person who will notice and call you out immediately.

Wow, dude! Did ya step on a duck? Nice one!

by Jersey Quacker August 4, 2007

step 1

Cut a hole in a box

step 1: Cut a hole in a box
step 2: Put your junk in that box
step 3: Make her open the box

It's my dick in a box!

by capnkev October 12, 2009