Twitter Stance

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.

Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.

by BigRed6810 June 10, 2011

Survival Stance

ugly wide stance on a skateboard.

Get out the survival stance, bitch

by ThePhelper May 9, 2019

Sideways Stance

Someone who gets roasted on the daily about their car and gets roasted by fettesben, oh and they think their car is supposed to be a "meme" just because fettesben roasted it

Do you see that?! He is getting roasted by fettesben! Hes being
Sideways stance!!

by SomeRandomDud June 13, 2017

Stance Vic

A SEXY motherfucker

Stance Vic is a sexy Beast

by r3qfw May 24, 2016

Crotcho stance

Person who comes into an office in short shorts and puts their leg up on the table and starts hip thrusting towards the person at the desk

Did you see the way man in uniform just crotcho stanced me?

by Jimbo2479 October 21, 2019

Three Point Stance

Position assumed while jerking off, where one places their hand on the wall for physical support.

“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”

by cuck_showalter November 19, 2021

Goon stance

The stance every background goon stands in. Stand feet slightly apart with hands folded in front.

You ever notice every background guy in Breaking Bad stands the same way? Yeah man it's the goon stance.

by Flip Janson July 16, 2021